LETS PLAY OUR OWN GAME.......

granted but you die and get sent to hell. I wish for cake, a good one too...

you eat it but your allergic to something in it and you die

I wish for a BIG diamond

Granted but just as you are about to eat it somebody pours a boiling hot bowl of acid over you meanwhile the assasins friend grabs the cake splits it in half and eats his share. the acid guy person takes his share then very carefully disposes of the evidence and throws your body into a massive shreader which chews up your body, bones and skin tissue meanwhile a massive swimming pool size tub of viniger is poured into the shreading pit. but then the other friend get gelous (however you spell it) and pushes him in. then he runs off home too his beautifull wife. after he has 2 children and lives in massive mansion in spain with swimming pools and jacuzzi's all because when he pushed the rich famous man in he stole his wallet 2 mins before. the reason why he got gelous (what is said before) was that he saw a picture of that man kissing his wife!!!

i wish to be the guy who arrests the man who ran off home after pushing the guy in the viniger shredder thingy!!!

oh u replied to franks oops mines better tho

That makes nooo sense
Granted the guy falls into a pit of acid by accident and is never seen again

I wish for NOTHING (MUHAHAHAHA!!)

Granted but you regret wishing for nothing sooo much that you commit suicide and die. I wish for a 28 cheese pizza

okay frank granted but you eat the pizza without realising that under the cheese there are maggots and they eat you alive from the inside out.

i wish for areal santa

the real santa is not what you expect murder him and face the electric chair as punishment

I wish for A TARDIS

granted but you end up warped into some life ridden planet on the other side of the galaxy the tardis breaks and you starve to death

i wish for eternal happiness

People get pissed cause your soo happy and then kill you.

I wish to have a sonic screwdriver :p

you accidentaly get given a supersonic screwdriver and ACCIDENTALLY shatter you're great aunt's vase she was given by the queen of England. she wacks you to death with her handbag

i wish for an unending bar of chocolate

you get so fat from eating it and not doing exercise you have a heart attack and die!

I wish to be head of this forum, hang on that wont work i already am! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish for to be House ( if you dont know what im talking about google House MD )

nobody can figure out what u r talking about and get so frustrated they assassinate you

i wish to be immortal

Granted but you live for sooo long that everyone and everything you loved dies and you become reallly depresss, become ultra-super-emo, slit your wrists, and die.

I wish for x-ray vision....

granted the X-rays use radiation and you get cancer end up DEAD

I wish to be able to stop time

granted but you stop time and then you realise that you can't start it up again and you commit suicide due to boredom

i wish for a hotel in space

granted but somebody bombs it and it sinks far into the galaxy

i wish for a macbook pro that is indestructable and cannot get virus's

Granted but it over heats and burns you and your desk and you die in a house fire

i wish for the safest pc in the world which is undestructable and can't over heat

steve uer soo stupid how can it overheat if its inderstructable!!!!

try again!!

it dosn't get destroye it just becomes so hot it sets fire to u and your house

faire enuogh

I wish I could fly

granted but you forget how to somewhere over an ocean you fall to your death

i wish for unending wealth

Soon after you have everything always laid out in front of you so you never actually acomplish anything in your life so you eventually go into drugs and kill your self.

I wish that I could talk to animals