LETS PLAY OUR OWN GAME.......

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It's called the corrupt a wish game.

Example 1:

Someone says: I wish for true love.
Someone ELSE says: Granted, but your heart gets broken and you cry. I wish for a cupcake.
Someone ELSE says: Granted, but it has nuts in it and youre allergic to nuts and you die. I wish for a naked girl in my bed.

GO!

Granted: The girl is tranny so u wish for a nice car
Granted: The car turns out to be model
GO!

LOL ur supposted to just say like u did :granted but shes a tranny,THEN YOU SAY: I wish i had a new model car, THEN SOMEONE ELSE CORRUPTS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so lets try again.....

I wish for a packet of crisps...

granted the crisps are smokey bacon and you're jewish so you arnt aloud to eat it

I wish for a Supercomputer

Granted, but it takes over the world and tries to kill all humans by sending robots back through time

i wish for a big house

GRANTED: but its TOO big and you get lost, and die of starvation...

I wish for a million pounds

You spe...opps off for tea, ill brb back to finish this post in 1hour

okay dokay

oh and remember : I wish for 1 million pounds

granted, it gets stolen
i wish to be in a movie

GRANTED but its the "frosties" movie and everyone takes the mic out of you and you end up hanging yourself.

I wish for the pick of destiny (a guitar pick that allows the user to play any song there is, was and ever will be)

granted but you play a barbie song and every one hates it u end up getting assassinated

I wish for a plane

Mac wrote:

granted but you play a barbie song and every one hates it u end up getting assassinated

I wish for a plane

this is complety random but

granted:but your plane crashes in the middle of the caribbean and you die

i wish for........ my own internet (random

maybe I was the thief of franks one million pounds

granted but the internet doesnt work, goes on a shopping spree and before you know it youve bought a hawian island, thee italian resteraunts and a jazz musician.


I wish for a new guitar (a good one too)

it blows up and you die

i wish for a BIG COMPANY

granted but you go crazy with your own power and wealth and you dont know what to do with it so you go crazy and get sent to a nut house.

I wish for true love

granted but she dies and you slit your wrists

i wish for to be the doctor (this one should be hard)

granted but one of the low life scum attacks u and u die

I wish to be god

Eh, the doctor cant die!! he regenerates

granted, but someone accidently shots u down from the sky and they think gods a lie and the world blows up

i wish for the end of the world

neither can god

Granted but you rot in hell


I wish for eternal life in heaven with nothing corrupt to happen (hard)

u get sooooo bored after doing everything over 10.000 years and jump off a cloud

i wish for a daughter (when im married)

basicly perfect life

ha we should play again sometime but im off for some sleep lol

you get assasinated i wish for the indestrucatble computer

Granted: somebody kills u so i inherite it

i wish for a none corrupt life